rundown of July:

spent some time with the family, going to the park and what not. Attempted to get a tan, not happening. Went to long island for a bit, played X-Box live. Went to a LAN party, was fun, interesting stuff happened. Saw Chris before he left back to wherever he went again. All in all was a relaxing time.

rundown of the first of August:

There is a cucumber in my kitchen carved to look like a Tiki god. My hair looks like an anime character. I'm finding "clues" around my house placed by Ilia in some bizzare scavenger hunt. I have a really strong taste of sodium in my mouth. I'm missing a pair of shorts.

I'm back motherf*ckers

I swear I love my friends but helping them can get confusing

TheJollyRoger88: eh?
TheJollyRoger88: i dont know a damn thing
TheJollyRoger88: you need to stop placing so much weight on everything
TheJollyRoger88: life isnt meant to be stressed about its meant to have fun
TheJollyRoger88: dont do what you think will keep you safe
TheJollyRoger88: do what you think will make you happy
TheJollyRoger88: bad shit happens, we all get over it
TheJollyRoger88: so just go with the flow
TheJollyRoger88: whether you get burned or not you'll grow
TheJollyRoger88: and then you'll move on and have more fun
TheJollyRoger88: so dont worry

XXXX: im not really tat worry cuz ur reaction was like wtf lol tats y i was like askin u lol

TheJollyRoger88: ...
TheJollyRoger88: ..wtf did that mean

Burntoast988: i had the worst nightmare last night
Burntoast988: i dreamt that all my friends were gay, and manny was taking pictures
Burntoast988: oh god

ScorpioRasputin1: rofl
ScorpioRasputin1: man i had that same nightmare

TheJollyRoger88: yo shit so did i

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TheJollyRoger88: i was playing a game with julie at one point where i would pick someone she had to kiss and she would pick someone for me
TheJollyRoger88: and i specifically picked hot guys
TheJollyRoger88: like wo and manny
TheJollyRoger88: and who does she pick for me?
TheJollyRoger88: ..hot guys... theres no justice

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ScorpioRasputin1: yo i just had a flashback of u n me playing patty cake
TheJollyRoger88: oh shit man i remember that
ScorpioRasputin1: yo somehow you won in the game we were playing
TheJollyRoger88: haha
ScorpioRasputin1: simply by declaring urself winner

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TheJollyRoger88: all i remember is alot of tounge for like hours

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long story short, crazy party dan

Stuff to remember

alphabet sobriety tests

max's fridge

improv/g-zus

subway drinking games

club Nek

-Most importantly- The beauty of clowns and the joy of merry-go-rounds.

this is just for my own use. dont feel left out

Gay Coloring Assignment Has Parents of Nursery Schoolers Seeing Red

Parents of toddlers attending a Geneva, NY nursery school responded in outrage after their children were instructed to draw and color a known symbol of the homosexual agenda: the rainbow. The school has since apologized for the episode and is taking measures to prevent future incidents, including limiting the number of crayons and markers which children can use to color.

Blood just shot out my nose